Da-mi un milion de dolari!!!

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Intr-o biserica din SUA, un tip se roaga:
– Doamne, te rog, fa o minune pentru mine… Da-mi un milion de dolari ca sa scap de faliment. Te rog, Doamne…
Langa el, un alt tip:
– Doamne, ajuta-ma, fa ceva, da-mi si mie zece dolari sa am ce sa dau astazi de mancare la copilasi.
La care primul:
– Mai, ia de aici zece dolari si lasa-l pe Dumnezeu sa se concentreze.

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