Judecatorul si violatorii

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Trei tipi acuzati de viol. Judecatorul:
– Tu primul din stanga, povesteste cum ai abuzat de victima?
– Domnule judecator, am fixat-o pe covor, cu fata in sus si am facut-o in pozitie normala.
– 5 ani inchisoare! Tu de la mijloc cum ai abuzat?
– I-am pus picioarele la umar domnule judecator.
– 8 ani inchisoare. Si tu, al treilea cum ai abuzat?
– Eu am luat-o pe la spate, domnule judecator.
– Esti achitat!
Murmur in sala, proteste din partea celorlalti acuzati, avocatii apararii cer explicatii.
– Simplu! Zice judecatorul. Din pozitia pe la spate putea sa fuga dar nu a facut-o!

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