O fetita intra in baie…

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O fetita intra in baie, o vede pe mama sa facand dus si o intreaba:
-Mamico ce sunt alea doua care atarna pe piept?
-Astea?- raspunde mama stanjenita. Doar niste balonase.

-Dar pentru ce sunt?- insista fetita.
-Atunci cand mori, ele se umfla si te ridica spre rai!
-Mamico! Cred ca servitoarea noastra este pe moarte. Am auzit-o spunand: „Oh, Doamne, acum! acum! Iar taticu statea pe ea si incerca sa ii umfle baloanele!

 


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