BANCUL ZILEI: Un tip racolează o… tipă

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Un tip racoleaza o tipa. O plateste si intra intr-o camera de motel unde , in timp ce tipul facea dusul de rigoare, tipa constata cu stupoare ca e in aceea perioada a lunii…
-Ce ma fac? Am primit banii…tipul e chiar dragut…as vrea si eu …o sa sting lumina …n-o sa-si dea seama si cand se va trezi eu voi fi demult plecata.
Zis si facut. Dupa o noapte furtunoasa, plina de sex, tipul se trezeste si linga el o balta mare de sange si tipa nicaieri…
-Am omorat-o! si se duce sa-si verifice pistolul, acesta avea toate gloantele…
-Am taiat-o cu cutitul! verifica in bucatarie cutitul, acesta fara urme de sange…
-Am taiat-o cu lama! merge in baie , verifica aparatul de barbiarit…intact. Cand ridica capul si se vede in oglinda, striga:
-AM MANCAT-O!


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